It seems we have found the resolution to all our woes...It has been reported today that a Newcastle University study has found that cows that are named and treated as individuals produce an average of more than 450 pints additional milk yield than those that are not named. Apparently, popular names include Daisy and Ermintrude.
I wonder, if I give my bank account (or my bank manager?) a silly name... maybe 'Pickles', or 'Sir Snufflebottom'... will my account yield an extra £450 a month? Perhaps not.
Ah well, at least there will be plenty of of milk to go my 'Credit Crunchy' breakfast cereal in the morning.
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